The daily bitch

At least talk good for the radio

Today i heard an ad on the radio for a chiropractic clinic.  The narrator (apparently the chiropractor himself) was discussing the immune system benefits of chiropractic care.  “As a result of chiropractic care there is fewer colds.”  And then again, “With chiropractic there is fewer ear infections.”  Ok, i’ll cut some slack for barely being able to speak one’s own language in daily life.  But if you’re going to pay to have it broadcast with your name attached, at least have the god-damned self respect to have something as simple as is/are correct.  How many people reviewed that text before it was finalized as the commercial?  I picture a  big debate with “is fewer colds” winning  democratically.

One thing’s for sure, i’m not going to any doctor who can’t formulate a simple sentence.

What’s the point of having a personal blog if you can’t publicize the things that make you punch the steering wheel and grit your teeth?  And so i’m instituting “The daily bitch”.  If i’m uncommonly lucky i’ll be skipping some days here and there.  If life proceeds as normal i promise to select only one bitch per day.

~ by Lex on February 6, 2009.

2 Responses to “The daily bitch”

  1. Well good luck with that… I hope you have many days peace and quiet!

  2. Me too, but i’ll admit to enjoying a good rant so i suppose it’s a win-win for me.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: